I heard we made out
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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