No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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