Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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