hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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