I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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