I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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