Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
My ass is underappreciated
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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