She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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