"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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