So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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