We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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