at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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