I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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