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So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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