Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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