They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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