That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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