Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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