I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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