Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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