You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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