How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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