if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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