Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
the day after is always just damage control
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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