I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
There's even glitter on my cock...
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