Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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