Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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