he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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