If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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