So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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