Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
