chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
Help. Why am I so naked?
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