Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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