when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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