Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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