how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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