I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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