I love black thongs
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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