she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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