okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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