Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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