But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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