so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
When did angry sex become our thing?
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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