Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Randomize
