belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
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