Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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