It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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