ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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