that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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