someone get that fucking seahorse.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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