I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
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