I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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