I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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