i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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