Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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